Baby trivia

Your uncle Dan and I have been trying to teach you some important facts.

I'm repeating over and over, in the hope that you'll remember, that the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

(But only for right angled triangles!)

You've also tried to sing along to pi to eight decimal places...

And Dan has been trying to indoctrinate your brain with the 1985 Everton team. They won both the league and the Cup Winners' Cup, don't ya know?

Useless trivia is so much fun!