Statistics

Number of days old you are: 385

Your weight: 9.30 kilograms

Your height: 68 centimetres (very short for your age!)

Your head circumference: 44 centimetres

Number of teeth: 6

Number of Penny blog posts before going from once every two days to once a week: 153

Android App for Babies

There's an app for everything these days.

Your mum has an idea that when people die they get a rundown of all of their life statistics. Like how many pairs of shoes they ever bought, how many cumulative hours they spent on the loo, how many times they had sex, how much money they earned during their lifetime.

Well, she found an app that measures your life statistics, and she's been keeping it up to date religiously.

So here's your rundown for the last 11 weeks:

• You've slept for a total of 37 days, 18 hours and 49 minutes.
• That's an average of 11 hours 55 minutes per day, 7 hours and 52 minutes of which have been at night.
• Your longest sleep has been exactly 9 hours.

• You have breastfed 653 times.
• Which took you a cumulative total of 8 days, 12 hours and 10 minutes.
• That's an average of 18 minutes per session, or 2 hours 41 minutes per day.
• You've fed from the left breast 48.1% of the time.

• You've had your nappy changed 457 times.
• That's a modest average of 6 nappies per day.
• You've pooped an average of 1.1 times per day.

• You've had 46 baths. That's an average of 0.6 a day.

I wonder if your mum will still be keeping the stats when you're eighty.